Who would you fight

[pandora]

Ok going to fight club to get this question. If you could fight anyone dead or alive who would it be?

[Shoot2Wound]

well, i was going to say Ghandi. but i'll be original.

I'd fight Pauley Shore.

[Peter Oberth]

i'd sucker punch Orson Welles or John Wayne so I can say I kicked those guys' asses.

[pandora]

Besides the obvious Avril, Britney, and Christina. I would have to say Carson Daly, no real challenge but man he deserves it.

[Slick]

Rip Taylor god i hate that guy

[Shoot2Wound]

can i change my answer to britney? and can the fight be in a tub of chocolate pudding?

[EvLcOoT]

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[jesus]

[Shoot2Wound]

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you know he'd cheat.

[conscience]

George W. Bush. I'd pull a Mike Tyson on his big floppy ears

[SFjoey]

Jesse Jackson

[Shoot2Wound]

i saw Jesse Jackson at the McDonalds in the Northwest train station (citibank building)

he got a number 1 with no meat and a small coffee.

[Slick]

Big Mac no meat mmmmm... salad on a bun

[Shoot2Wound]

errr.. for breakfast.

egg McMuffin, no ham.

[Tonks]

Leo DiCaprio...the guy is a pussy!

[Shoot2Wound]

i bet he'd fight you using 30's style boxing like in Gangs of New York.

don't call him a chisler.

[Incrediculous]

I'd fight Wayne Brady.

[conscience]

I'd fight Wayne Brady.

Did you see Wayne Brady on the Chappelle Show? He'd kick your ass.

[Shoot2Wound]

i'd fight Jan and Cindy Brady at the same time!!

[conscience]

In mud?

[Tonks]

i bet he'd fight you using 30's style boxing like in Gangs of New York.

don't call him a chisler.


That is the ONLY movie that he seemed to have Testosterone.....

[Shoot2Wound]

What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

would you fight him if he stayed in character? i sure as hell would

[primo1]

Tara Reid.. cant stand her.... There are many others but she tops the list.

[lisi28]

LOL. I came across this thread because I was looking for a Fight Club thread. Anywho, rather than start a new one I thought I'd resurrect this one. Feel free to continue on topic on "Who would you fight?" but I'm going to post something about a "Fight Club" Musical. Yep you read it!

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"Fight Club" To Become Dance Club
January 11, 2008 5:08 a.m. EST


Sally Grover - Celebrity News Service News Writer
New York, NY (CNS) - There is about to be a new rule in "Fight Club": Everyone must sing and dance.

The Internet is rife with reports that the cult classic film, directed by David Fincher and starring Brad Pitt and Edward Norton, is being adapted for Broadway.

According to the reports, "Fight Club" writer Chuck Palahniuk is on board and supports putting Tyler Durden's words to song.

Nine Inch Nails front man Trent Reznor is reportedly attached to pen the music.

The concept of "Fight Club: The Musical" is similar to Broadways next debut: "Spiderman".

U2 front man Bono was involved with making the superhero in tune.

[da turkey]

I would fight Ben Franklin.

[thecerealpoet]

Nine Inch Nails front man Trent Reznor is reportedly attached to pen the music.
I like NIN, but I have trouble imagining Reznor doing music that would work well in a musical.

[garcia5]

I'd fight Wayne Bradey as well. I saw him in Dirt where he was going to feed a news editor his own dick but I've also seen his punk ass on Whsoe Line Is It Anyway and that bullshit karaoke show and the guy deserves a good beat down.

If not him them Sam Jackson. Maybe knocking his ass out for two seconds will stop him from signing on for twenty three shitty movies.

[pandora]

I would fight Ryan Seacrest who I find even more annoying than Wayne Brady.

[garcia5]

You know I can't satdn Ryan Seacrest either. Its like what is he even famous for? What does the guy do that makes him a celebrity. But, Brady flaunts himself to much like he knows his shit don't stink.

[Lain]

The concept of "Fight Club: The Musical" is similar to Broadways next debut: "Spiderman".

U2 front man Bono was involved with making the superhero in tune.

All I hear in my head when I saw the words Spiderman Broadway show is Peter from Family Guy singing that spiderman song while shimmying down a clothing line. LLL

[wolfgang38]

I fight anyone willing to get hurt.....

[da turkey]

Oh yeah and I'd love to kick Rosie O'Donnell too.

[pandora]

oh yeah Donald Trump, his face is just asking to be punched

[thecerealpoet]

oh yeah Donald Trump, his face is just asking to be punched
Yes, but in my mind, there's one man who stands out amongst all the rest:


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/db/Rsz_billoreilly.jpg/225px-Rsz_billoreilly.jpg
Bill O'Reilly

[shereekachu]

Ellen DeGeneres - she annoys the ever living shit out of me

[pandora]

Yes, but in my mind, there's one man who stands out amongst all the rest:


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/db/Rsz_billoreilly.jpg/225px-Rsz_billoreilly.jpg
Bill O'Reilly

Oh I woud love to beat up Bill O'Reilly. I also want to punch Rachael Ray.

[garcia5]

Oh Oh I know. Uwe Boll. Of course I've seen him fight his critics so I'd have to have a few months to get in shape lol. That or I could settle for poking out his depth perception (not that he uses it anyway) and then running for it. Of course directly afterwards I'd go after Brett Ratner.

[thecerealpoet]

Oh Oh I know. Uwe Boll. Of course I've seen him fight his critics so I'd have to have a few months to get in shape lol. That or I could settle for poking out his depth perception (not that he uses it anyway) and then running for it. Of course directly afterwards I'd go after Brett Ratner.
Boll is such a bitch. I don't know how much you read about that, but he told them it was just a publicity stunt and that it would just be for show. Then once they were in the ring he beat the ever-loving hell out of them.

[jmah]

lol

[pandora]

Bringing this thread back because of talk in the MPP. I would love to punch Andy Dick. Probably wouldn't be a fight cause I don't see him being able to fight; but still.

[Hiryuu]

chuck norris...I'd love to kill him

[onecorgilover]

Add me to the kick Bill O'Reilley's ass possee along with the entire cast of Faux News