Hakeem
04-18-2004, 07:39 PM
The Punisher Review by Hakeem
ok, I just came back from The Punisher and I have to say that it sucks. its the worst Marvel movie so far.
Full of stupid people doing stupid things and I have to release my anger trying to get explained all the stupidities in the movie so there's SPOILERS ahead.
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First of all, the first scene in which the punisher (though he want the punisher yet) is undercover: what the fvck was that mission supposed to be? I mean, he was undecover yeah, but all the other guys werent, the ones that were selling AND the ones buying. that was stupid. Ive never heard of anything like that. undercover cops either are the fake buyers or the fake sellers but they're not in the middle. :confused:
and also, the stupid son of travolta, nobody had showed any guns, and so the police appears and the punisher shows a gun and gets shot multiple times, and the stupid kid decides to take out a gun himself? that was really stupid and of the less stupid parts of the movie.
then we have the travolta revenge scene in which he sends everybody to kill the punisher and his family. ok, why the hell did the wife and kid had to go running to the jeep? they were perfectly covered.
and then, she's hurt cause of the accident, and when the truck is persuing her, he runs down the MIDDLE of the road??? idiot, jump to the water :nape:
the killing frank castle scene was bad too. and not possible. they shot him in the leg, the stomach, and the shoulder, and then in the chest, plus he gets the explosion right in front of him, and he's still alive???? :| come on, he's just a guy, yeah he's a police but he's no superhero. with that many shots and the explosion he died to 3 times.
then we jump to the coming back to talk to the police scene, another stupid thing, travolta knows he's not dead, he even appears alive on TV (considering all the press was there) and he doesnt send anybody over there to kill him right there?
then we have travolta's hot wife, the movie is rated R, so when he gives her the diamonds, couldnt she just take off ALL HER CLOTHES!!! :f***: rated R and not tlts is a bad move by the filmakers.
then, the neighbours, they're ALL stupid, and worthless. they dont do anything in the movie. when the bad guys come to kill the punisher, and they discover the elevator, why didnt all 4 of then got in there? no, the two stupid guys just sat in the chairs and waited for the bad guys to come and beat them up. idiots, why didnt you say that he left, or you could've gone to your apartments. freaks.
and also, you have rebecca romijn-stamos there, and she looked like shlt the entire movie, I think there was only one scene in which she lokked the hotness she is, the rest of the movie she looked like trash.
the fight russian guy was bad too. they filmed it like kind of a comedic fight, but its supposed to be dramatic, he's almost getting killed in there, yet the neighbours are dancing and singing??? this whole scene was horrible.
ok, now to will patton's conciglieri, you made him gay??? that was just out of the movie, it didnt fit at all. why should we pay to see a movie where there are GAY MEN KISSING!!!:kader:
travolta and the punisher both really bad characters.
travolta is a jealous idiot. and he wasnt tough at all. plus you make him end up killing his best friend (which wasnt that good friend considering he never told him he was gay) and his wife. and over a totally stupid set up like that. :nape:
and the punisher, gets somehow back from death and he just rents an apartment??? he doesnt hide at all. he just drinks and waits till the bad guys come.
and when he does fight, he's bad at it. bad fighter. and when he attacks with guns its worse. he gets shot at all the time.
and the car, he went an entire week without sleeping (as the neighbour tells us) to fix set up that car, and in just one scene it gets destroyed. and the steel windows where just to receive like 4 shots from the guy. stupid.
oh and the guitarrist killer. that was one of the stupidest things Ive seen on a non-comedy movie. why the fvck was he singing to the punisher??? what a freak. I was rolling my eyes the entire scene :rolleyes:
and then THE ENDING, just fvcking kill yourself idiot. you got nothing to live for. why are going to start killing more people now? that was what you did at the start of the movie AND YOU FREAKING RETIRED FROM IT!!!!:f***:
so all in all or nothing in nothing, this movie is horrible. I hate it.
Rating: 1 out of 10 just for a few, or just 2 good killings: the guy that gets the knife in his mouth and travolta's cause of the giant punisher logo.
ok, I just came back from The Punisher and I have to say that it sucks. its the worst Marvel movie so far.
Full of stupid people doing stupid things and I have to release my anger trying to get explained all the stupidities in the movie so there's SPOILERS ahead.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
First of all, the first scene in which the punisher (though he want the punisher yet) is undercover: what the fvck was that mission supposed to be? I mean, he was undecover yeah, but all the other guys werent, the ones that were selling AND the ones buying. that was stupid. Ive never heard of anything like that. undercover cops either are the fake buyers or the fake sellers but they're not in the middle. :confused:
and also, the stupid son of travolta, nobody had showed any guns, and so the police appears and the punisher shows a gun and gets shot multiple times, and the stupid kid decides to take out a gun himself? that was really stupid and of the less stupid parts of the movie.
then we have the travolta revenge scene in which he sends everybody to kill the punisher and his family. ok, why the hell did the wife and kid had to go running to the jeep? they were perfectly covered.
and then, she's hurt cause of the accident, and when the truck is persuing her, he runs down the MIDDLE of the road??? idiot, jump to the water :nape:
the killing frank castle scene was bad too. and not possible. they shot him in the leg, the stomach, and the shoulder, and then in the chest, plus he gets the explosion right in front of him, and he's still alive???? :| come on, he's just a guy, yeah he's a police but he's no superhero. with that many shots and the explosion he died to 3 times.
then we jump to the coming back to talk to the police scene, another stupid thing, travolta knows he's not dead, he even appears alive on TV (considering all the press was there) and he doesnt send anybody over there to kill him right there?
then we have travolta's hot wife, the movie is rated R, so when he gives her the diamonds, couldnt she just take off ALL HER CLOTHES!!! :f***: rated R and not tlts is a bad move by the filmakers.
then, the neighbours, they're ALL stupid, and worthless. they dont do anything in the movie. when the bad guys come to kill the punisher, and they discover the elevator, why didnt all 4 of then got in there? no, the two stupid guys just sat in the chairs and waited for the bad guys to come and beat them up. idiots, why didnt you say that he left, or you could've gone to your apartments. freaks.
and also, you have rebecca romijn-stamos there, and she looked like shlt the entire movie, I think there was only one scene in which she lokked the hotness she is, the rest of the movie she looked like trash.
the fight russian guy was bad too. they filmed it like kind of a comedic fight, but its supposed to be dramatic, he's almost getting killed in there, yet the neighbours are dancing and singing??? this whole scene was horrible.
ok, now to will patton's conciglieri, you made him gay??? that was just out of the movie, it didnt fit at all. why should we pay to see a movie where there are GAY MEN KISSING!!!:kader:
travolta and the punisher both really bad characters.
travolta is a jealous idiot. and he wasnt tough at all. plus you make him end up killing his best friend (which wasnt that good friend considering he never told him he was gay) and his wife. and over a totally stupid set up like that. :nape:
and the punisher, gets somehow back from death and he just rents an apartment??? he doesnt hide at all. he just drinks and waits till the bad guys come.
and when he does fight, he's bad at it. bad fighter. and when he attacks with guns its worse. he gets shot at all the time.
and the car, he went an entire week without sleeping (as the neighbour tells us) to fix set up that car, and in just one scene it gets destroyed. and the steel windows where just to receive like 4 shots from the guy. stupid.
oh and the guitarrist killer. that was one of the stupidest things Ive seen on a non-comedy movie. why the fvck was he singing to the punisher??? what a freak. I was rolling my eyes the entire scene :rolleyes:
and then THE ENDING, just fvcking kill yourself idiot. you got nothing to live for. why are going to start killing more people now? that was what you did at the start of the movie AND YOU FREAKING RETIRED FROM IT!!!!:f***:
so all in all or nothing in nothing, this movie is horrible. I hate it.
Rating: 1 out of 10 just for a few, or just 2 good killings: the guy that gets the knife in his mouth and travolta's cause of the giant punisher logo.