Malibu. It’s where Mathew McConaughey flexes his pecs for paparazzi while shirtless on the beach. It’s where Courtney Cox and husband David Arquette recently sold their home for the modest asking price of more than $30 million to Los Angeles Dodgers owner Frank McCourt. It’s where Julia Roberts built her multi-million dollar, eco-friendly estate as a tribute to Green living. And it’s where Cher, Jennifer Aniston and Mel Gibson share the same 310 area code as the Malibu trailer park community that brought us Shwayze.

Alright, alright, so Malibu trailer parks aren’t exactly the things Detroit’s Eight Mile urban legends are made of, but they’re still not cued for a “Lifestyle of the Rich and Famous” special. Either way, Shwayze has no complaints.

We caught up with Shwayze and Cisco to ask them some pretty stupid questions.

SHWAYZE:

1. What is your best excuse?
My phone died

2. When I turn my head to the right______
I like what I see

3. Baked or fried?
Baked, but I can't pass up fried chicken

4. Favorite of the 7 deadly sins & why?
Lust, because I haven't found love

5. If you had to eat a pigeon how would you cook it?
Fry it

6. Will the Silly Rabbit ever get his Trix's?
If he did it would be no fun

7. Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Looks like willie nelson and he's a handyman

8. Truth or dare?
Dare

9. How do you feel about paper clips?
Great for a clog

10. What is the punchline to your favorite joke?
A pilot you racist!

CISCO ADLER:

1. What is your best excuse?
I don't want to...

2. When I turn my head to the right______
I see a beautiful woman...

3. Baked or fried?
Baked then flash fried...

4. Favorite of the 7 deadly sins why?
Lust because its natural...

5. If you had to eat a pigeon how would you cook it?
I would pan roast it in garlic and olive oil and possible wrap a piece of bacon around it...

6. Will the Silly Rabbit ever get his Trix's?
No... Nor should he. Pimpin' aint easy.

7. Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Lou Adler and it depends who u ask. To some he's one of the greatest producers in the history of music, and to others he's the guy who sits next to Jack Nicholson at the Laker Games.

8. Truth or dare?
Dare... try me!

9. How do you feel about paper clips?
Cool shit...less permanent than staples.

10. What is the punchline to your favorite joke?
Why does Snoop dog carry an umbrella? For the drizzle my nizzle... just the punchline? I gave u the whole joke.