So the "official" synopsis of "Slave" goes like this:

Let's play a game. What do these words have in common?

Ready? Go.

Dreadful - I don’t remember when the last time was I used this word in a review, but this is the word that I use to describe this straight-to-DVD film staring Reservoir Dogs'

Angela's throwing a Halloween party at the Broussard Mansion in New Orleans. Legend has it that murder, mayhem, and a love spell gone wrong happened in the house over 80 years before.

There's campy and then there's schlocky, cheap, gratuitous (and badly-executed) gore and nudity, bad directing, worse acting, and writing.

The elusive Vampire Rock'n'Roll Horror Comedy film…it’s rarely seen in public these days. And now I know why. It…wait for it…it sucks! Bwaahahaha…

How is "Carnies?" How should I put this?

Let's see, there's:

Brad did it. He killed his mother. In the neighbor's living room. With the antique sword.

Ok, ok, I have to admit "Growth" is not the worst movie ever. In all fairness though, it did take two viewing sessions for me to be able to make it through the entire movie.

What we have here is a cult hit from the days of VHS finally finding its home on DVD.